This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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