guys are not supposed to queef...right?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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