But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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