hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
