I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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