Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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