But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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