how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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