So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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