i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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