would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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