Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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