he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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