Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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