In the future we'll all be gay
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just had sex on a roof
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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