I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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