dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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