Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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