: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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