You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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