my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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