Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Pappa wants mamma naked
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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