Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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