party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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