Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
id be glad to
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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