At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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