At least make sure they are 18
Why
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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