State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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