Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
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