was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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