I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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