A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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