things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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