good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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