Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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