I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
its not stalking. its research.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
