member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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