i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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