come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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