he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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