If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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