I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
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