Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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