After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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