Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Boobs are out for the taking
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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