Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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