He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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