well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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