Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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