Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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