i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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