Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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