Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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