There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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