i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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