I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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