I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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